Hard not to love the Aztec Mummy, unless Jerry Warren gets a hold of his already slow moving bandaged body and then adds THOUSANDS OF WORDS OF DIALOG ABOUT A PLOT THAT HAS NO INTEREST AT ALL AND CREATES FLASHBACKS WITHIN FLASHBACKS! Egads, it's just all talk this time around and I am now convinced that I'd not seen this. I've seen plenty of Aztec Mummy, but as a curiosity I found this exercise in cinematic futility pretty fun. Let's see... Instead of a movie about that Mayan Mummy attacking, what we have is a doctor telling a newspaper guy about research experiments. At length. AAAAAAAAAA TTTTTTTT LLLLLLLength.
|"So..uh...how long are we supposed to talk? I'm starting to crack up..or act...or something..."|
|"Hmm... you need me to talk into the phone about stuff...for HOW LONG???"|
|"I am not an afterthought...I'm in the title!!! Oh, are those headlights...ARRRRGH!!"|