tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-222024172024-03-06T22:54:55.913-06:00TOMB IT MAY CONCERN - David Zuzelo Scribbles on Mangled Media!One man's journal through the swamps of mangled media!
From Jess Franco and Lina Romay to Christina Lindberg to the art of Eurocine. Cinema For The "Aware" Audience!David A. Zuzelohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07911956250850478246noreply@blogger.comBlogger1029125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202417.post-20265922998576904352023-10-19T06:51:00.002-06:002023-10-19T06:51:50.349-06:00<p> Happy Halloween everyone. It's 2023 and still... FULCI LIVES! My tribute to HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY is here from the BLACK MARKET BRAINS project. Play loud and summon FREUDSTEIN!<br /><br /><br /></p>
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David A. Zuzelohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07911956250850478246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202417.post-20162376741543956072023-05-17T15:59:00.004-06:002023-05-17T15:59:48.154-06:00Black Market Brains - The Erotic Fixations Of Irina<iframe frameborder="0" height="360" src="https://youtube.com/embed/k7cHfT_6eJg" width="480"></iframe><div><br /></div><div>The first YouTube release for BLACK MARKET BRAINS had to be Jess Franco related of course. My sonic soup is made up of industrial and ambient tones mixed to... my tastes. Instruments include Korg Volca Drum and Beats and the Arturia Minifreak on keys. Only 900 plus videos to make now...</div><div><br /></div>David A. Zuzelohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07911956250850478246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202417.post-56738041329435407232023-05-14T14:51:00.000-06:002023-05-14T14:51:29.402-06:00Jess Franco's INCUBUS...a sonic tribute!<p><br /><br />Anyone that reads this blog will see that Jess Franco is one of my favorite subjects. Relentless in his film making and inspiration to all artists I would hope. Here is a tribute to his ONE SHOT PRODUCTIONS film, INCUBUS. Made with a Volca Beats and Drum and Arturia's MicroFreak and MiniFreak. And love. A lot of love!</p>
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<iframe width="100%" height="300" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" allow="autoplay" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/playlists/1422982204&color=%2380cd27&auto_play=false&hide_related=true&show_comments=false&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true&visual=true"></iframe><div style="font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc;line-break: anywhere;word-break: normal;overflow: hidden;white-space: nowrap;text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif;font-weight: 100;"><a href="https://soundcloud.com/blackmarketbrains" title="Black Market Brains" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;">Black Market Brains</a> · <a href="https://soundcloud.com/blackmarketbrains/sets/vortex-of-eros-a-tribute-to" title="Vortex Of Eros (A Tribute To European Trash Cinema)" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;">Vortex Of Eros (A Tribute To European Trash Cinema)</a></div>David A. Zuzelohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07911956250850478246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202417.post-47318818878900076412022-03-26T16:35:00.001-06:002022-03-26T16:35:54.828-06:00Tenebre And Malediction - A sonic meditation on Jess Franco<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTL-wB-dAcoaw5phrdAnoaV12nK44IQA5v8JNnrC6tB-V7X7BI5HV0rsLJ1cc93rBotPlOsUtE0kO1Uyke4wXPVfxB9KiqB0VvEhlrilvmca3RTTJuwhy_rQiSO5UqzpuelFCrePdl78YYdT98aBgVyXYXKKWokVjCm-vGQM96PsyeOPYywWA/s1229/1647993475130.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1229" data-original-width="916" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTL-wB-dAcoaw5phrdAnoaV12nK44IQA5v8JNnrC6tB-V7X7BI5HV0rsLJ1cc93rBotPlOsUtE0kO1Uyke4wXPVfxB9KiqB0VvEhlrilvmca3RTTJuwhy_rQiSO5UqzpuelFCrePdl78YYdT98aBgVyXYXKKWokVjCm-vGQM96PsyeOPYywWA/s320/1647993475130.jpg" width="239" /></a></div><p></p><p>Here at TOMB IT MAY CONCERN there is a lot of material about <a href="http://david-z.blogspot.com/search/label/Jess%20Franco" target="_blank">Jess Franco</a>. His films NEVER leave my imagination and so... a sonic tribute to my favorite sequence and English language line from A VIRGIN AMONG THE LIVING DEAD! Industrial into a sludge of noise as we drop into the lake...<br /><br /><br /></p>
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Time for a book review, Tomb Dwellers! This one has been sitting too long, time to point you to the BEST indie series you need to read!</div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">2017 EIBON PRESS</span></b></div>
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<i>By Stephen Romano and Pat Carbajal
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<i> “We're all one wet cunt hair
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So says
Lieutenant Joe Angell of San Lucifer. A man with seemingly nothing
to lose, prowling his beat wielding weapons of scorn and insatiable
appetites for his vices. In the<a href="https://eibonpress.com/" target="_blank"> EIBON PRESS</a> three issue comic
series, BOTTOMFEEDER, it's a non stop orgy of gore, bad behavior and
a gritty ruggedness that made me wonder if this is what SIN CITY
would have looked like if it had been based on the works of Iceberg
Slim or Joseph Nazel. More directly, step into a world that could
have happened if Abel Ferrara had been approached early on by Roger
Corman to direct HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP. The only directive was to
keep his aesthetic while making it fun for the drive in crowd. Not an
easy balance to find, right? Balancing on Angell's proverbial wet
cunt hair challenging I'd say. And the reader sits, in awe that they
made it all work. SEE! Tits and gore and monster cocks shredding
nubile flesh! AND...FEEL...the depths of despair in a unique vision
of an internal hell more agonizing than having that flesh torn away
from the bone! </div>
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Angell is a man driven by the
demons around him, seemingly unable to connect to reality when an
even WORSE reality arrives on his slab of shit beat. There are
crooks (that get pulped), a super science subplot (that lulls you
into feeling all comfy at your brain's drive-in) and a horde of nifty
cameos including “Crackhead Bob” that will leave European horror
fans smiling...and monsters to boot. Look for Joe Spinnel to have
the role of an unlifetime, but for all the faces you recognize,
remember it doesn't pay to be paid attention to in this scumsberg!
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So, it's monsters and tough dicks
beating things up, right? Bonus tits and “look it's that famous
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There is a moment that haunts me
in BOTTOMFEEDER, it makes me want to create something so clear and
precise. It kicked me in the fucking heart. So, when you have
nothing left, nothing to lose...what if some THING takes one more
chunk of your lost heart? Read and find out. It ain't pretty.<br />
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This is the power of Lewis and Melendez
Jr.'s story and it's brought to screaming sequential life by Stephen
Romano and Pat Carbajal. The artwork is crisp and clean amidst the
viscera and does a great job in both the expressiveness of the
characters AND the tough task of making the cameo appearances work.
There is not a missed beat, not an imperfect frame to find... and for
those of us that love the RED, you'll go back again and again to each
“effects shot” and find new stuff to repulse your brain and leave
you begging for more. It's essential reading. You can cling to old nostalgia for echoes of
old heroes in your comics, or you can help keep the lights on for the
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It has to be said as well that
this graphic novel is practically the last “film” starring Joe
Pilato. You'll here his distinct voice in each bubble, and I'm sure
he'd love the fucking book. I sure did. So empty your puke box first
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Few things make me happier than wrapping my dingy Dr. Z like tendrils around a new print zine! It's been a while folks, and I figured this was a good place to start. After getting a complimentary review copy of MIDNIGHT! MAGAZINE I have to admit it was daunting to pick up the virtual pencil. Been a few years... I've had a bunch of projects of varying success and failure, and I'll get into all those, but first... I'm rounding up on Midnight, quite literally... but this tome inspired me to get at what I want to do next with David-Z the blogspotter! </div>
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MIDNIGHT! MAGAZINE is a nice and chunky black and white affair loaded to the gills with great art for the at first glance look. The cover boggles my mind with it's graven perfection! Doug Randazzo's cover and inside art is so splattery it hits every grotesquely great spot in my brain. He is joined by several excellent pencil punishers and Marvel horror fans will eat up the wildly groovy back cover by Don England. There ain't a bad picture amongst 'em… art fans will enjoy just looking through the pages, highlighted by main man Eric Wright's slick design work throughout. </div>
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But it's about the reads, and here is where MIDNIGHT! shocked me to my writing senses. I have to admit I usually do NOT enjoy pieces written that work more as about the author than the writing itself. I struggle to do it, instead bending my writing and perspective to serve the subject. So many articles within these pages work it the other way, it's about the writer and the way the see whatever topic they tackle. I guess I've done it, but there is usually an artifice that goes up, even just a little. Not so here, and it's inspiring! I totally enjoyed DAYS OF VIDEO YORE: THE MEDIA EVOLUTION by Vanessa Alucarda. I got my first job in a video shop in 1985 and worked in VHS, Laserdisc and DVD shops for...wow, 3 decades? The writing made me see things that were similar, and also placed me in time with where I would have been in this piece (behind the counter, egging on my customers to try MORE HORROR!!). <br /></div>
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Ben Newell covers the FRIDAY THE 13th PART 3 novelization, one of those items I had and was lost in a move somewhere along the line, and does a fine job. On the book front, we also get THE EERIE ONE, Mike Howlett, covering books I need in my life like MAGGOTS, WORM and TENDRIL! Damn...as a horror book fanatic, I've never encountered these. I'll fix that right up! </div>
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Deep Red editor John Szpunar is interviewed and Kris Gilpin has a vintage interview reprinted that is must read stuff. WHO was going to direct Cannon's SPIDER-MAN? And how epic was it to be? As a part of the DEEP RED staff, it was nice to see both fellas getting space to shine. And there is a lot more... Brad Sykes reviews movies (I've watched some of his!) and an Albert Pyun one to boot. I still have an Albert Pyun blog to update, dammit. </div>
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A class act, I'm not spoiling more, you HAVE TO BUY IT, because if you don't, these things don't exist. I give it my highest recommendation, and I'll prove it. </div>
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I love Joe D'Amato films, I have written a lot about the guys work, including a Weng's Chop article that reviewed (if memory serves, and I'm being conservative) over 30 of his 90s porn films. Search this blog, they will pop up faster than Ron Jeremy's dick at a donut shop. I'm a fucking SNOB about D'Amato, which is like being a snob about urinal cakes being scented lavender or lemon. Silly.</div>
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I was ready to groan... I'm sorry, I was! A review of ABSURD by John Shatzer had me ready to toss on my Massacessi Smoking Jacket and get all high and mighty, but nope... I really enjoyed it. A mixed like of the movie was fine, but it is so well put across that this was a blind watch it made me be able to forget the oh... more than a dozen...viewings of the movie I have. I mean, it's one of my favorite of D'Amato horror films. There is a LOT to cover (pass the spaghetti for a fancy football party, baby!!)--but instead you get a nice look at all the Blu Ray has to offer (which is stunning for the record) and the feeling of chilling with someone that has fresh eyes on something I hold as a sacred cow of slaughter cinema. </div>
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David A. Zuzelohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07911956250850478246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202417.post-76176925689419722192018-10-16T17:17:00.000-06:002018-10-16T17:17:49.478-06:00I have AWOKEN! Halloween Horrors return!After an extended hiatus and LOTS of interesting projects (including stories in FIENDS, HEAVY METAL, CARNOPOLIS and BLOODY GORE COMIX) it's time to revive this blog! A post of catch up is important, but first... a few reviews. I've had MANY Halloween horrors, so I'm going to represent a few different years and then catch up on this years prolific viewings to date. <br />
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So, here we go... first up is the BOOGEYMAN series! Some goofy DTV junk based off a PG13 horror from Ghost House Pictures (remember them??)!<br />
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See you all soon, Tombsters….Tomb It May Concern,<br />David Z<br />
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First up, a TRIPLE SHOT of millenial horror. I've wanted to see the Ghost House Pictures PG-13 film, BOOGEYMAN since it was released. But that was..wait a minute... 12 years ago??? There were several DTV sequels and I live for that kind of stuff. So, when a triple DVD set appeared in a budget bin for half off the 4.99 asking price, it was hard to look away. </span><br style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; clear: none; color: rgba(34, 20, 20, 1); font-family: "Helvetica Neue Light",HelveticaNeue-Light,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19.6px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; orphans: 2; outline-color: transparent; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; color: rgba(34, 20, 20, 1); display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: "Helvetica Neue Light",HelveticaNeue-Light,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19.6px; orphans: 2; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">
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BOOGEYMAN was a theatrical presentation and it looks it. High gloss visuals with lots of camera swinging and flinging can't disguise that there is absolutely nothing surprising going on. A young boy sees his father killed by The Boogeyman (in a pretty effective opening sequence) and later, after much therapy, decides to return to his home to confront his fears. Thankfully he also gets to bring his less than super understanding girlfriend AND meet up with an old friend who obviously has feelings for him. Romantic subplot? Check and checked off...not much there to really enjoy. But wait..a ghost kid appears too? OK...tropey trope trope'n up the path. But wait, the Boogeyman IS real and he is back and ready to rampage all over the guy and his girls. Yep..that is about it. </span><br style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; clear: none; color: rgba(34, 20, 20, 1); font-family: "Helvetica Neue Light",HelveticaNeue-Light,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19.6px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; orphans: 2; outline-color: transparent; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; color: rgba(34, 20, 20, 1); display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: "Helvetica Neue Light",HelveticaNeue-Light,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19.6px; orphans: 2; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">
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BOOGEYMAN is not a bad little 90 minutes and it's got a good cast featuring BONES actress Emily Deschanel reacting to some offscreen shenanigans every few minutes. It was fun to see Lucy Lawless pop up early on as well.</span><br style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; clear: none; color: rgba(34, 20, 20, 1); font-family: "Helvetica Neue Light",HelveticaNeue-Light,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19.6px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; orphans: 2; outline-color: transparent; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; color: rgba(34, 20, 20, 1); display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: "Helvetica Neue Light",HelveticaNeue-Light,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19.6px; orphans: 2; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">
What struck me was just how similar it was to the Nightmare On Elm Street films, and how good even the least of the Freddy films really is for keeping the pace moving. Under 90 minutes, it still lags a bit. Once things pick up and we get some warping through reality stuff and actual attacks by a CGI (mostly) Boogeyman it's fine, but the monster has no personality and the intensity level stays low. However, I must say that I really enjoyed ONE scene that had actress Troy Mussett reappear from what we assumed would be certain off screen doom as she is REGURGITATED by a bathtub. THAT was unexpected. So, it's a good 90 seconds and a bunch of bland. Here...this.</span><br style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; clear: none; color: rgba(34, 20, 20, 1); font-family: "Helvetica Neue Light",HelveticaNeue-Light,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19.6px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; orphans: 2; outline-color: transparent; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; color: rgba(34, 20, 20, 1); display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: "Helvetica Neue Light",HelveticaNeue-Light,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19.6px; orphans: 2; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">
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It was with heavy thumbs that I began to THWAP at the remote to start BOOGEYMAN 2, but in tried and true DTV warrior fashion, I summoned the courage of David Warbeck attempting to win the Vietnam War in THE LAST HUNTER and pounded PLAY with vigor. Hey, it's an UNRATED DTV movie with a completely different creative team. And you know what, THIS one is pretty damn good. It plays around with the idea that you have seen the first film and have to acknowledge that BOOGEYMAN exists, but then gets a little funky and takes a left turn or 5, so that it doesn't just end up where it starts.</span><br style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; clear: none; color: rgba(34, 20, 20, 1); font-family: "Helvetica Neue Light",HelveticaNeue-Light,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19.6px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; orphans: 2; outline-color: transparent; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; color: rgba(34, 20, 20, 1); display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: "Helvetica Neue Light",HelveticaNeue-Light,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19.6px; orphans: 2; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">
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Henry and Laura Porter share a trauma, shown up front, as their parents were murdered in their homes when they were young. It MAY have been the Boogeyman, but it doesn't appear that it was more than a home invasion. After Henry leaves a treatment facility, it becomes obvious that Laura needs help with Boogeyphobia as well. Yes, they actually say that. So, swapping places, Laura checks in and finds out Tobin Bell is her therapist. Wow. I'd leave, but OK...she stays. As the original film had elements of Freddy-tude, I was pretty intrigued that this film seems to go right down the DREAM WARRIORS aisle to pick up some groceries. Cutters, agoraphobics, overly romantic self loathers and Boogeyphobes collide as suddenly, the doors lock down and something is killing the patients (and doctors...and nurses...) </span><br style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; clear: none; color: rgba(34, 20, 20, 1); font-family: "Helvetica Neue Light",HelveticaNeue-Light,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19.6px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; orphans: 2; outline-color: transparent; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; color: rgba(34, 20, 20, 1); display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: "Helvetica Neue Light",HelveticaNeue-Light,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19.6px; orphans: 2; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">
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I actually don't want to spoil much, because if you are going to watch ANY of these, I would highly recommend it being this one. It's VERY gory (it even grossed me out a touch in spots) and veers all over the map between traditional Boogeyman is gonna get you stuff with elements of a SCREAM / SAW variety sprinkled on top. Director Jeff Betancourt is an editor and it shows here, lots of fast paced scenes keep the pace fast and furious and everyone plays their part well. The inclusion of real physical effects instead of non stop CGI is very welcome. Unlike either the first or third, you'll definitely get your moneys worth out of this entry. It stands completely apart of the theatrical feature, so...here you have it. Besides, fans of going "OUCH" with their gore will want to see what THIS THING does! YOWZA. </span><br style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; clear: none; color: rgba(34, 20, 20, 1); font-family: "Helvetica Neue Light",HelveticaNeue-Light,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19.6px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; orphans: 2; outline-color: transparent; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; color: rgba(34, 20, 20, 1); display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: "Helvetica Neue Light",HelveticaNeue-Light,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19.6px; orphans: 2; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">
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Also of interest, Bettancourt is editing the remake of Poltergeist and has a short film, starring Danielle Savre of BOOGEYMAN 2, entitled KNOCK KNOCK which has a release date of TODAY according to IMDB. I'm in! And if for no other reason, this whole rigged up effect is worth a gorehounds time...</span><br style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; clear: none; color: rgba(34, 20, 20, 1); font-family: "Helvetica Neue Light",HelveticaNeue-Light,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19.6px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; orphans: 2; outline-color: transparent; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; color: rgba(34, 20, 20, 1); display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: "Helvetica Neue Light",HelveticaNeue-Light,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19.6px; orphans: 2; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">
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So, I was PUMPED now, BOOGEYMAN 3..what do you have for me? Well, interestingly it is tied to B2 in that Tobin Bell's characters DAUGHTER apparently finds some notes by her father about a real Boogeyman (uh...OK...they do mention that in the other film a little bit). Bell even reads a few lines, though I thought it was someone impersonating him. This time we have a college campus where the girls tend to wear pajama pants and low cut t-shirts all the time and the lads all look the same. Seems a REAL boogeyman is back right from the get go, and our lead DJ, Sarah, can see him. But nobody believes her. Even her professor has an issue with this, at one point refusing to believe that The Boogeyman can exist because it can't change it's own legend as it goes along (??) --but we know it does. At one point, Boogeyman appears in a bong. And then chases down a peeper putting a webcam in a ladies shower room (thank you, nudity quotient requirement). Some of this might have sounded nice on paper, but it's either too silly and handled to straight forward with the editing and score OR it's just to serious for it's own good. The effects are toned way down from 2, though I have to admit I did enjoy seeing things like industrial dryers put to bad use. Definitely stuffing a person in and having them explode in a shower of blood will void the warranty. </span><br style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; clear: none; color: rgba(34, 20, 20, 1); font-family: "Helvetica Neue Light",HelveticaNeue-Light,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19.6px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; orphans: 2; outline-color: transparent; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; color: rgba(34, 20, 20, 1); display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: "Helvetica Neue Light",HelveticaNeue-Light,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19.6px; orphans: 2; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">
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While not terrible, this one is all kind of pointless in the end. It seems to want to jump on the J-Horror trend mixed with Nightmare On Elm Street (hey, the trailer for THE GRUDGE 3 is on here!) but nothing comes together to have any tension. I did like the scripts attempt to find a way to defeat The Boogeyman, but the 5th left turn and double finale sort of deflates the entire thing! Ah well... </span><br style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; clear: none; color: rgba(34, 20, 20, 1); font-family: "Helvetica Neue Light",HelveticaNeue-Light,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19.6px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; orphans: 2; outline-color: transparent; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; color: rgba(34, 20, 20, 1); display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: "Helvetica Neue Light",HelveticaNeue-Light,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19.6px; orphans: 2; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">
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I got one very entertaining film and two happy horrors from the others..it's OCTOBER and it's time to watch more. Nothing can be bad when you have the horror momentum behind you! </span><br style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; clear: none; color: rgba(34, 20, 20, 1); font-family: "Helvetica Neue Light",HelveticaNeue-Light,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19.6px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; orphans: 2; outline-color: transparent; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; color: rgba(34, 20, 20, 1); display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: "Helvetica Neue Light",HelveticaNeue-Light,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19.6px; orphans: 2; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">
</span><b></b><i></i><u></u><sub></sub><sup></sup><strike></strike>David A. Zuzelohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07911956250850478246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202417.post-19083575214029205032017-04-14T12:24:00.002-06:002017-04-14T12:26:31.970-06:00Doc Terror Forever!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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The world in general, and our tiny subset of humanity that loves the horror genre, has lost a true gentleman. Doc Terror to many, Jimmy Harris to others and beloved by all who were lucky enough to know him be it online, website, podcasts or convention goers has left this mortal coil. It's a terrible thing for anyone to have to end their battle with Cancer... but Jimmy was such a particular person that it hits home hard for many of us reading this.<br />
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Nothing I can type seems enough to do this justice.<br />
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If you made something cool, trust me...he would share it and bring his unique enthusiasm to bear upon it with all his might. And he was ready to talk ANY kind of horror and genre film at the drop of a hat, always strong in his opinion and open to others at the same time. He LOVED the horror, he loved the fans, who he always treated like family... and you gotta know that he never ever left behind his friends no matter how hard his battle was. Imagining James sitting at his computer, retweeting out cool projects on his twitter feed despite everything... while I'm saddened beyond reason that he is gone from our day to day life...the legacy continues and I'm glad we have it to look back on.<br />
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Nothing I can type seems to do this part justice either.<br />
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So... lets do this. Celebrate what is left for us. And also, if you have the means, and believe me he appreciated every single person that looked, helped and shared it equally... James leaves behind a beautiful family and they could use a little help. Take a moment and read his story and know that there are others he has affected so much that continue on in his wake, I'm sure you'll see the love for James we all have. Thanks for taking a look.<br />
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<a href="https://www.gofundme.com/xtwy9qb8" target="_blank">The James "Doc Terror" Harris Fund</a><br />
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I'm going to watch a few horror films and I'm going to keep doing what Jimmy at times would kick me in the ass to do...SHARE the passion and keep the tribe of horror fans marching strong. Doc Terror Forever is a mantra...from a great man to an icon...thanks for every bit of time we chatted late at night about whatever trashy horror we were enjoying in the moment. And thanks for the inspiration that will never end.<br />
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And now, listen to Jimmy talk on chicken nuggets, horror and kids and the Halloween franchise as Big HorrorSexy spreads the love all over... <br />
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<br />David A. Zuzelohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07911956250850478246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202417.post-54529647111886839732017-04-03T15:16:00.001-06:002017-04-03T15:17:51.981-06:00Fantaghiro Animated series! Lamberto Bava cartoons?<br />
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I love the FANTAGHIRO series of television films produced and directed by Lamberto Bava. A mix of kiddie fantasy with European Trash Tropes and stars like Kim Rossi Stuart, Alessandra Martines, Brigitte Nielsen (as a wicked queen!!), Mario Adorf and more show up and the fairy tale story is brought to life with creature effects by Sergio Stivaletti! After years of tracking them down in English dubbed movie versions, including CAVE OF THE GOLDEN ROSE, I was stunned to see an animated version had been produced. Some even exist in English. So, happy birthday Lamberto, lets watch some really odd stuff you inspired!<br />
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First up... the feature length FANTAGHIRO, QUEST FOR THE KUORUM <br />
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And here is episode one of FANTAGHIRO...the series! There are even more online in several languages. It's an enjoyable expansion of the television movies for the few fans that may frequent my blog. At worst, all you horror adults can expose some kids to the work of the maestro that made DEMONS!<br />
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Who doesn't love PETER BARK? I sure do, and I was pleased to post him in a comedic role as a boy scout <a href="http://david-z.blogspot.com/2012/02/peter-bark-unleashedas-boy-scout.html" target="_blank">RIGHT HERE</a>! In my never ending quest for more scenes that smell like death, I present to you a few clips from LIQUIRIZIA. Now this rock and roll comedy is all in Italian and I have no clue what is going on, but it was fun watching it to locate the small role from our hero! He only has one little speaking line and is dubbed in an absurd voice, but here is the real draw.<br />
DANCING.<br />
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This post needed a little updating, and since the time getting this video KILLED my then PC with a virus it has been a groovy world for BARKers! He appeared at a fest and can be seen discussing his films and there is even a PETER BARK SHOT GLASS from Severin Films! Amazing...enjoy the clips! <br />
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First, the tryout for the rock band.<br />
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And then, we get to apply this to a ROCK N' ROLL SCENE!<br />
The song is actually fun, but the file size would be really huge to give you the entire thing. Just stick tight, you can't miss 'em. And the crowd loves him. MAMA MIA!! It's Mother's Milk (*CHOMP*) to a Peter Bark fan!<br />
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It's days like this that make me love this hobby that I, and probably you, share. Always more to find, so much more to see!<br />
Let's walk off into history with Peter Bark, hand in hand...<br />
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Lurking on your Walmart shelf this week lurking behind a rather generic cover and a "lets try that again" tagline is Chip Gubera's clever and fun SLASHER.COM. A slasher film with a .com on it that contains a plot point about there being NO INTERNET ACCESS through much of the film. That's OK, the idea of a Tindr For Terror may not get used much, but the movie offers a lot of good cheap thrills with boobs, blood, babes, man booty and a plot that doesn't overplay it's hand but doesn't settle for being standard either. <br />
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An opening sequence features the expected hook up n' slash sequence that cover promises a lot of, but serves only to provide context that there is a serial killer hooking up on social sites and chopping throats and leaving digital debris as the most tattooed n' head stubbled police on the force seek out the murder. Who could it be? Our clue..he wears black underwear! I got this in the video aisle of Walmart, and ironically, men's boxer briefs are less than 10 feet away! So, after the title we meet our two leads... Meet Kristy and Jack. They met online. And they are going on a date. She is incredibly perky, flirty and ready for some action. He is intensely awkward, shy and seemed pretty interested in the S/ash.er case on TV. Hmm....both of them are acting SO BROADLY it would seem they may be more than they are telling each other. But for now, lets just say they are irritating but entertaining and make for a good set of folks to put on a first date. <br />TO A SECLUDED CABIN IN THE WOODS!!!<br />
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Seems sensible, right? Well, who cares?! They talk a bit and get to know each other inside and out (phew, the first off screen sex scene had me worried...fear not fans of the "production value" however!)...and they get to meet their hosts. That would be the unbelievably awesome MAMA played by Jewel Shepard and Jesse, which has my second favorite Leatherface R.A. Mihailoff in top form as well. The pair get a sit down with mama and her family spoon, an item that you can retire next to Jason's mask and the bubbly evil brain thing from Fred Olen Ray's POSSESSED BY THE NIGHT in my hall of fame. See, MAMA is kind of like putting an intensely sexy spin on Carol Burnett as Eunice from Mama's Family! If you think Kirsty is flirty, wait til you get a load of Mama! <br />
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After some creepy family drama with their daughter, the buxotic and "YOU
GOTTA GET ME OUTTA HERE" Caitlin... the duo is off for more humping.
More talking and then...they get a nightcap from the lovable
Mama..."Thanks, Mama!" Then all hell breaks loose. Mama's spoon, it ain't just for breakfast soufflé my rascally readers. It gets into ALL kinds of trouble. This one made me smile...another...one of the first gags I've had in a long time watching movies! Of course, that is a stamp of approval here in the Tomb.<br />
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After the bad intentions of the Myers are revealed (at this point only the leads appear to be in suspense!) there is some REALLY nasty little bits and Shepard takes Mama so far over the top, the top is about 3 miles down. Can they survive? And better yet, why is everyone acting so god damned weird. All gets revealed and you'll finish up SLASHER.COM as the film wants you too, having a good time with the constraints of the standard slasher, but putting a few obvious twists into it. OK, one I didn't even suss out, but it made sense and sold me that I'd recommend this one highly amidst the morass of "kinda looks like WRONG TURN cover art" films that clog the shelves. <br />
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I've sung the praises of Jewel Shepard and most of the other thespians spread the standard characters wide enough for the viewer to feel like there is more going on below the surface. Mihailoff gets some good dialog that is as big as his hulking frame and I found myself enjoying his character a lot more than the usual Machete Swinging Maniac. I'm still a bit unsure how much super power he is supposed to have, but you'll have to see it and judge for yourself. <br />
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Overall this is a groovy entry into the horrors of 2017 that isn't afraid to balance the clever with the conventional and serve us a delicious stew straight of Mama's Good Family Spoon. <br />
Now, can someone point me to director Chip Gubera's MIL MASCARAS VS. THE AZTEC MUMMY?? This Lucha Lover must see it! Bonus...the music by SLEAZO is awesome, with backwoods flavored synth stings and all.<br />
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<br />David A. Zuzelohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07911956250850478246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202417.post-43397090496619756922017-03-16T11:30:00.001-06:002017-03-16T11:30:30.341-06:00Punchs, Kicks And Feels... Getting ELITE in San Antonio<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Staring out from this weeks Walmart Action Offerings comes ELITE, the saga of NCOC Investigator (I had to look up what that was!), Abbey Vaughn as she moves up the ranks and finds herself on a mission to bring in an evil drug lord responsible for the deaths of ALMOST an entire Special Forces team. Sadly for the big bad, he left behind Lt. Sam Harrigan...and that guy, he wrote the film. He is going to drop one liners and kick a lot of ass, BECAUSE HE SAYS SO!<br />
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Elite's plot is basically as described above, but everyone involved puts forth a good effort to make the film equally based of feeling and character as ballistics n' fist to face furor...does it succeed? Mostly, yep. The lead character has heartbreak and a child to fight for (literally in the final reel!)... a sweet dad, a grizzled new buddy that is on the hunt for revenge and it isn't trying to re-invent the wheel in all the talking and gesturing moments. And where it counts based on the pitch the box gives, the action is solid. The hand to hand moments far surpass the gunplay, with Scarbrough facing off against guys that want to choke him from the front (bad move...you can see the MMA choreography grinning out in Royce Gracie in UFC 2! mode) and the occasional armbar and some solid camerawork and editing. I'd be hard pressed to not like the characters and the action, my only real quibble is that the film is a bit schizophrenic at times. ELITE would be a nice 50 minute first episode of a cable TV show OR even a pilot with 30 minutes of commercials slipped in. Easy to see it hitting the nearly family oriented prime time...until guys are grabbing each other and (in one of my favorite touchs) SOUNDING like they really want to break each other into tiny bits. ELITE..it's the film that will touch your heart, move your spirit...and you will know when the combatants want to really FUCKING KILL EACH OTHER MOTHERFUCKER!! *patoooie!*<br />
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I have to say, I definitely thought the story of Abbey Vaughn was interesting and well told... I'd tune in for ELITE 2... just keep bringing the fisticuffs!<br />
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<br />David A. Zuzelohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07911956250850478246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202417.post-63075228646794935362017-03-02T13:13:00.003-06:002017-03-02T13:13:51.849-06:00My TEMPErature is streaming hot! #1 -Zombie Cop<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Anyone that loved looking for the latest video oddities in the early 90s will remember (fondly or not so much) the Cinema Home Video cassettes leaping off the shelf at them. OK, maybe they just attacked me, but I was HOOKED because while they were certainly made for peanuts, they had and still have a sense of wonder in each of them. How could I not revel in the stunned into senselessness refusal to rent that these shot on S-VHS films generated during my years of video store clerkery? I would play Robot Ninja endlessly and point out it's superiority to rental standards like Dead Poets Society for hours on end. So, when I grabbed my Roku Remote and started exploring Amazon Prime it was pure amazement that ZOMBIE COP greeted me right off the bat. THIS was the title that I was never able to get anyone to take out! Robot Ninja rented all the time (usually to non-thanks, but money was already in register)...but Zombie Cop would sit. Lonely. And I really loved the damn thing.<br />
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It's silly as hell, it features a character wearing a towel perched on his head, and there is absolutely no real plot to speak of. But it has a cop that is a zombie! In a Darkman getup! And James Black as DOCTOR DEATH (hey, it's no OZONE, but what is?) I had to hit play on this. And now I'm finding a bunch of Tempe Video releases on the service. It's a good day to love the cinema of LANCE RANDAS (yeah, that would be the magnificent maniac behind THE DEAD NEXT DOOR, OZONE and many more...J.R. Bookwalter!) So, what can one really say about Zombie Cop? Before I get to that, an admission. Not one of guilt, but I may be the only person to say this.<br />
The VHS box art for ZOMBIE COP is and always will be one of my favorite covers of an era that featured extraordinary art. I really can't nail down why, but over the years when the bug strikes I am STILL trying to find a poster. If anyone reading this knows a solution, contact ye olde author. I will definitely be your bestest pal from the internet.<br />
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It's the STARRY NIGHT of movie posters featuring a zombie cop. AND HE DOESN'T LIKE DONUTS!<br />
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So, the movie! When a pair of cops are on a routine drug bust, who knew that a wicked voodooman named Doctor Death was one of the SUGAR HILL gang and would curse preZombified officer Gill (Micheal Kemper) off to an unending world of shopping the local Bookwalter's Market (R.I.P.) for bandages to hold his rotting form together? After the duo drop dead from the violent 10 cent spectacle of police procedure, it's time to rise from the grave like Altered Beasts! They pair then, basically, run and drive after each other in a series of scenes that are interspersed with the aforementioned goofy bits that include a few esoteric as you wanna be musings upon the nature life and death as well as this guy.<br />
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It isn't the gore (there is none). It isn't the action (well, the car chase is pretty fun and you can see the ever sterling David DeCouteau exclaim, "HOLY CRAP" during it). It's just the vibe of the whole thing, a "hey we spent too much on the other films, this one needs to be REALLY small" sense that makes it fun. The script by Matthew Jason Walsh and J.R. Bookwalter has some pretty funny little outbursts self aware dialog that still, to this day, makes me chuckle. It's streaming online FREE WITH PRIME, kids. I could NEVER get this film to rent--so if YOU,yes YOU even start it, you will have made my dark little VHS loving heart smile for a moment. Because Zombie Cop ain't going anywhere...<br />
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And now, a funny little bit of trivia. I was lucky enough to attend the premiere of SEVEN DORMS OF DEATH, a very fun film from Scorpio Releasing directed by the Powerhouse Outta Providence, Richard Griffin. It's a non stop tribute to SOV films and the days when UHF would bless us with a Creature Double Feature or Dana Hersey dumping on films via The Movie Loft. I nearly spat out my beer during the screening when I saw Matthew Jason Walsh was one of the writers involved. Richard looked at me funny when I approached him after the screening to ask if Saint Zombie Cop Author Walsh was in attendance. I am pretty sure I was carrying on about what a legend he is! The guy SCORED shit in TEMPESOUND, man! Of course, I then told Richard that I'd proudly put Seven Dorms on my shelf next to Boardinghouse, which is either a blessing or curse, depending on your taste in cinema. <br />
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So, go stream it...and I'm going to be back with more Tempe / Cinema Home Video musings, because I see LANCE RANDAS has more films on Prime, including one I've not seen!<br />
<br />David A. Zuzelohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07911956250850478246noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202417.post-71609173226244376762016-10-01T09:00:00.000-06:002016-10-01T09:00:12.857-06:00Halloween Horrors 2016 #1 - JeruZalem<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Well, if I had to start this years entries with a found footage film, why not go for one that takes a little more unique perspective and uses "glass" (minus the GOOGLE) to bring the viewer into a full blast Armageddon scenario? Instead of a family menaced by something floating in the pool on a security camera, it's all first person shakiness for the most part. Directors Doron and Yoav Paz (as THE PAZ BROTHERS) certainly gave it a good shot, employing Israeli actors (portraying Americans in some cases), and tossing in some surprisingly good effects to get across demonic possession and the final days of the holy city.<br />
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Our first person glass bearer is Sarah (Danielle Jadelyn), who is off for a quick vacation to Tel Aviv with her friend Rachel. Just two girls looking for some fun..right? Well, fun appears in the form of Kevin Reed, a slightly odd and slightly stupid douchey dude that manages to talk himself out of blowjobs on occasion. He also talks a lot about his fascination with Golems and zombies in between attempts to get into Sarah's pants, and the trio decide to head to Jerusalem! Eh...why not? Right? Well...after settling in, hitting up the obvious parties and imbibing the usual stimulants in hidden clubs (uh..Holy City, folks..of course it's on the down low)... weird things begin to happen. Which, makes us remember that slightly long but utterly effective prologue I didn't mention. An early 70s exorcism...with a stunning effect that actually hooked me to watch the entire film.<br />
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It all goes wrong, and the endtimes arrive...but there is on final little shot for us to all enjoy as evil wins the day and seizes us...literally...all on it's ride into the heavens. The characters try to endure, but really...who wins in Armageddon scenarios?<br />
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JeruZalem is not a bad ride to be honest, I enjoyed the faked employing of technology such as facial recognition software and Facebook profiling to shortcut character development. But it gets a tad to frantic thanks to us being nailed to the camera at all times (minus one sex scene that blows the bonerism by using a stupid moralistic "trick" with dad texting his daughter while we watch her getting laid.). There are some great ideas with different factions of the city being brought together, but it doesn't get explored much since we are basically running around. The occasional Z (capital Z..check the title) does show up, but they are more like D (for demons) if you ask me. The film works as a nice reference against better (and honestly less shopworn found footage work) films like [REC], but offers a lot of potential to the viewers that may be up for the challenge. Not entirely satisfying, but if it's a taste of what The Paz Brothers can do, I would go along for another ride. Maybe next time lets try for a few more perspectives though...<br />
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Available on Netflix streaming... Not the worst Armageddon you find in random flick flicking to say the least.<br />
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<br />David A. Zuzelohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07911956250850478246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202417.post-82270833552753889622016-09-13T19:34:00.003-06:002016-09-13T19:37:07.002-06:00A House Is Not A Home Haunts The Digital Domain<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Christopher Douglas Olen-Ray's latest step outside of The Asylum, A HOUSE IS NOT A HOME, hits DVD thanks to the maniacs at MVD and if you love your ghoulie ghost grooves and paranormal parasites of pain to take strange twists and turns, I think you'll find a lot to enjoy in the is abode of the evil.<br />
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Opening on Richard Greico in one very intense 911 call sequence, the stage is set to unsettle as a bloodied man tries to report a murder before taking a 666 Jump Street jump to...the other side? Well, obviously, things did not work out for the family that probably contained all that blood, but hey... what CAN'T a realtor gloss over in a horror film? Probably needed a big squeegee and a family that had too much dysfunction to hear any of THE RUMORS THAT EVERYONE IS SAYING ABOUT THAT HOUSE. Lucky for the stunningly voiced presence called Paul (check out his number above!) he finds a nice family that is obviously made up of unhappy adults and a pair of teenage kids. You know, they have a lot going on too, so... it's haunting time!<br />
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After the intense opening sequence begins to fade, the film takes a bit of time adding to the creepy vibe that ramps up the tension of a cheating husband, Ben (he sleeps on the couch...not a good sign) and an alcoholic piano teacher wife (PLAY...IT...AGAIN....), Linda as things start to get weird instead of simply uncomfortable. The kitchen table of olde timey leather (??) appears to drink blood..or at the least repurpose said sanguinary squirtings into something more sinister. And then, it's a house under siege by some surprisingly distressing ectoplasmic intruders. Gricio flashes by, other apparitions appear, and some of them get slicey and grabby. Thankfully the kids see a slightly Snoopish Houngan on TV while avoiding under bed and bed desiring beasties...<br />
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The third act is a mix of familiar tropes pulled off well enough before it goes off the rails and the main concept of the haunted house is revealed. It's a clever turn that also tosses out the safety of some of the main characters to really ratchet up the tension of the finale in the best possible way. And if you are like me and have no concept of how they made SIX Paranormal Activity films that have interminably long shots of things floating on pools...there is this...<br />
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I was hoping to see the Beast Of Biohazard running around, but...this demon is a pretty solid substitute!<br />
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A HOUSE IS NOT A HOME is interesting on a lot of levels. I really enjoyed that it was one of the few times I've seen an African American Cast in this role, but the script doesn't go out of it's way to play to any stereotypical tropes. Barring one legitimate funny little bit with a doubting father suddenly realizing that maybe they really SHOULD call the Voodoo Patrol in for help there isn't a lot of comedy, though Melvin Gregg as the son has some great reactions to bumping doors that got a chuckle out of me. The entire cast is solid, and Gerald Webb, who also produces, carries a lot of weight to keep things moving. Webb has appeared in many films, but holds high honors for appearing both SUPER SHARK and TWO HEADED SHARK ATTACK. If you know why that is cool...Fins Up to you! <br />
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Christopher Ray is known for a LOT of fun Asylum films, and his time there brings several vets of that beloved institution along for the ride to great effect. I noted that Ray's production company is called DEINSTITUTIONALIZED, and that the main men of The Asylum get thanked for, as he says in his commentary, the time off from the hardest working studio in show biz. This film is a far cry from Two Headed Shark Attack or Mercenaries, and the smaller scale and smaller set ups show off the cinematography of Alexander Yellen, who has shot everything from zombies, sharks, tits n' topographical catastrophe over the years. With so little space, the movie zips through the house well and carries out the "ever changing labyrinth" well. A super bonus also goes to Knappy for a soundtrack that subtly goes from electronic soundscape to evocative piano music and back almost subliminally. It's damn good work, worthy of the sonic powerhouse creations of Chris Ridenhour even. High praise in my book...very.<br />
This film will scratch your haunted house itch and be sure to look twice at some of the special effects, there are few that are tricky on the eye that I had to look back at to really take in.<br />
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Readers of Tomb It May Concern will of course know that Christopher Ray is Fred Olen Ray's son and hell, I'm writing a feature length piece on the TANYA X series in another window of my PC as I type this. There is an interesting bit in the commentary that mentions the family pictures being looked at here are actually Fred's old photos when he was a kid, later photoshopped by THE COMPOSER OF THE SCORE (talented!) to add the house. That was neat as a bit of Ray minitua to hear. Also, I did a quadruple take when I noticed that the director of one of my favorite films of all time (NAKED OBSESSION if you don't know), Dan Golden is the first AD! And...(there's more), I got a big smile out of seeing Brad Linaweaver, who co-wrote and appeared in THE BRAIN LEECHES is an Executive Producer. The director of this film appears in that film..in diapers! And Chris' daughter then appears in this film. The cinema runs deeply in that family...<br />
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A cool release from MVD, you get a commentary track, a bit of behind the scenes and a solid transfer of the film to add to your library of spooky fun for the upcoming horror holidays.<br />
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<br />David A. Zuzelohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07911956250850478246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202417.post-59379154079853541002016-09-04T11:13:00.004-06:002016-09-04T11:13:43.964-06:00Frankenstein 2000...Joe D'Amato Joy!!<span id="internal-source-marker_0.7957273942248668" style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">I
was in a Joltin' Joe D'Amato mood yesterday, so I busted out the Raro
disc of Return From Death. Bottom of the barrel? Maybe. But I enjoy
this final horror gasp from D'Amato.</span><br />
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F2K (that is a snazzy way to list this film methinks) is about a hot
MILF and her little son and their big lug handyman and the hijinx that
ensue when you toss in a trio of raping thugs harassing the nice lady.
MILF with psychic powers = Cinzi Monreale! Handyman / Re-Animated
monster = Donald O'Brien. Dude that has a lot of money and tries to
cover everything up while fucking semi flabby yet sorta hot chick =
Maurice Poli. Everyone else is pretty much 1 timers or stumbling trash
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attempt rape. Handyman saves day. MILF moves objects with mind and
sees visions of her son having his head removed in weird ways. Thugs
return and beat up handyman and attack MILF. Everyone goes to the
hospital except for thugs of course and Handyman gets framed. MILF goes
all Patrick Lives Again and re-animates handyman. He kills everyone.
He squashes a head. He attends a party (in this Germany shot film) at a
club called HEIL and everyone is dressed up</span><br />
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may grate your nerves-but the payoffs are there. O'Brien is hysterical
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also features one of my favorite plot devices in a long time. Franco
Ferrini must have snuck on set. One of the rapists loses a contact lens
during the big incident. MILFs boyfriend actually FINDS it...IN THE
DARK!! Luckily for him the rapist RETURNS to the scene to find the
lens??? His eye goo is better than a fingerprint according to the
dialog!!</span><br />
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is minimal and silly, but fun in a trashy way. The rubber head squash
is shown way to many times to be effective as a gore setpiece, but it
goes so over the top that I love it. Any movie that has Maurice Poli (in
1991) as Master Cocksman? I love it. Cinzia Monreale as the hausfrau
in stockings? LOVE IT!!</span> Bonus to Laura Gemser for her contributions in costuming there!<br />
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score. I have it on CD (where the disc says FRANKENSTAIN 2000) and it
is vintage 80s electronic trash. It almost lives up to his work on
Gangland Bangers and Tarzan X!</span><br />
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Raro disc looks great by the way, a must for Junk Cinema hounds. Also,
there is a fun interview with the writer of the film where he talks
about being inspired by Buio Omega and Aenigma. He tells a funny story
about Donald O'Brien as well. He was at D'Amato's home and had a fall
that left him injured. Not only was he left limping but he suffered some
minor facial paralysis. Sounds pretty bad right? Well, D'Amato knew he
had found his star now, he could pull</span> <span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">off a monster role since he was nursing a real handicap!!</span><br />
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David A. Zuzelohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07911956250850478246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202417.post-67122824767573072712016-09-03T16:44:00.003-06:002016-09-03T16:44:53.124-06:00Para las nenas, leche calentita... Hot "Milk" Candy Coster Time!Para las nenas, leche calentita is one of those oddball Lina Romay
items, directed under the Candy Coster name, that I've long been curious
to see. Following along with Lina filmography in the awesome 1 Shot
Publications "Lina Romay File" this would be her last solo directing
effort before working closer with Jess on the TV parodies of Falo Crest
and Phollastia. Sure, you can wonder what Jess was doing during these
productions, but he was plenty busy in 1986!<br />
Well, I have now had the chance to enjoy this rather goofy 1986 hardcore
entry that delivers flacid penis by the inch, flab by the pound and a
final creampie close up shot that just about says it all! SPLAT!<br />
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Regardless
of taste or content, I have not trouble admitting that I love this
stuff. I do. Despite the cheap and dirty quality of these mid 80s porn
films I just like the point and shoot fun that Franco and crew bring
along. Lina is as funny as ever, goofing for the camera at times and
fucking with the same vigor she always brings to the table. It made me
remember this...<br />
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<i><span style="font-size: 100%;">“I love the cinema, as an actress, an
editor, as a technician and a spectator…It’s said I am an
exhibitionist. Every actor is one, I gladly accept that. I’m not </span><span style="font-size: 100%;">a hypocrite." </span><span style="font-size: 100%;">Lina Romay (Madrid, April 1996 as quoted in "The Lina Romay File: The </span><span style="font-size: 100%;">Intimate Confessions of an Exhibitionist" - 1-Shot Publications)</span></i><br />
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<span style="font-size: 100%;">And there is the very essence of why I
will watch anything that Lina Romay has appeared in! Peggy Bundy may
have rocked this outfit, but she sure didn't back up her talk the way
that Candy Coster would!</span><br />
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If you have seen any of the Candy Coster directed porn films, well, you
know the deal. There is a lot of goofy humor on display as several
different couples check in to a hotel and find different configurations
to get carnal in. Be it the stuffy guy that has the ugliest scrotum in
the world bitching about paying a tip to his bellhop with equal fervor
that he brings to his wife spending too much on perfume. He should have
asked for his money back on the fright wig she bought if you ask me!
And yes, I did mention that horrific ball bag. Man, topping Mark
Shannon, whose appearances on DVD only confirmed the appearance of the
third mini-nut I'd noted in all those 7th generation VSoM tapes! This
one is worse. If Shannon is a tri treaded robot blob, this one is a
dried prune with a floppy undercooked slice of McRib jammed on top.
ARRRGH.<br />
But again, I admit it, this stuff amuses me to no end. Yes, I love it! <br />
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We have one couple that finds a husband learning that his wife has a
nympho-maniacal streak a mile wide, demanding that he satisfy her at
least twice per hour, every hour. If he can't do it, well...someone
will have to step up. And he is HAPPY to let her do that! Then there is
the strange case of the man that wants to screw his new wife, but there
is a hitch. Her adopted sister goes with them everywhere. At first he
is a little grossed out, but lets just say not only do the pair travel
together, they like to do everything else together. Be it sharing
another flaccid bit of pounding or engaging in a triangle of muff n'
stuff with Lina Romay-the pair surely don't lack energy. What each
person may lack a bit in porn star looks, I guess they make up for with
comfort as Lina had mentioned in the 1 Shot booklet, they tried to find
people they liked to work with on these quickies. They try... with
varying results both as pornographic stimulation and confidence builder
for the viewer. <br />
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Lina
herself is the draw here, and I'm going to say it again. Regardless of
age, size or position, Lina is a favorite of mine. She is happy to play
silly while having her nether regions tended to by a variety of soft
organs all the while happily keeping her eyeline to the camera (hey, she
directed this!) while properly fellating a friend. And speaking of
friends...Jess Franco icon Antonio Mayans appears as a totally
ridiculous "star" that Lina pines for until he finally gives in. Lina
has to have sex with a chair AND two women to get his attention, but it
works. The pair have worked together in many different situations, and
long time Franco fans will enjoy their banter here, it is obviously a
quick bit of fun and silly messing (and fucking) around between
friends-and these scenes are head (giving) and shoulders (straddling)
above the rest. While I can understand some Franco fanatics not wanting
to go deep into Lina's porn films, I find them to be as much a fast
doodle as many of his more recent shot on video films are. Familiar
faces, zooms from above and groovy music by Jess Franco! What more
could you ask? Hell, there is a messy messy bit of facial frosting that
had me both amazed and amused at the same time...bonus! <br />
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Also
of note is the title of this film...I know that a lot is lost in the
cinema of Jess Franco, and Lina as well, in translation. Many of the
porn films have joke titles that are definitely rugged slang that
undoubtedly was there to amuse the theatrical patrons paying to see
these on release. The translation of Para las nenas, leche calentita
was so bizarre it made little sense literally. Luckily for me I have
access to a truly gifted Pornolinguist in the Pornolinguistic
Carnologist (tm DZ)...Marta! I figured out that Mi conejo es el mejor
wasn't about a rabbit, but My Pussy is the Best (don't believe Lina?
click <a href="http://david-z.blogspot.com/2010/12/lovely-lina-warms-up-december.html">HERE and join me in a moment of FapFap</a>)...but
this one would have eluded me. So, step back in time with me, listen
to this description of the title and then wonder if you would have
walked in to that theater. I would!!<br />
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So, what does the title mean? Take it away O' Pornolinguistic One...<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;"><span id="internal-source-marker_0.9188651143317595" style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Para
las nenas... Leche calentita translates to For the girls... Hot
milk. Milk of course being a word for cum in Spanish. Calentita is a
little hot, or warm.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">So essentially: For the ladies, hot cum! </span></span> </div>
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I couldn't resist that title or Candy Coster for 6 hours...never mind if that was waiting in a cinema for me!! <br />
<span id="internal-source-marker_0.9188651143317595" style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Viva Lina!!</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> I want Candy!!</span><br />
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David A. Zuzelohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07911956250850478246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202417.post-10953213757681217082016-09-01T18:03:00.001-06:002016-09-02T05:28:58.328-06:00THE LONERS brings romance, bikers and even some Grapes Of Wrath!<h1 class="title entry-title" itemprop="name">
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Ah
yes, the romantic biker vs. the man movie...never really my thing, but
THE LONERS was an entertaining piece of CODE RED Six Pack Volume 2!
Dean Stockwell as a half indian motorbike racer that gets Clyde'd up
with Suburban Suzie Cream Cheese gal, Julio (Patricia Stich)? With a
Grapes Of Wrathesque buddy tale tacked in? SOLD!<br />
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"Some combination...an Irish Indian."</div>
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"I never scalp on St. Patrick's Day." </div>
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Stockwell stars as STEIN, a man just out to race some motorcycles and
enjoy life. But when he gets taunted and rear ended by an annoying Joe
Traveling Salesman one day, it sets off a chain of trouble that goes far
beyond anything he could have expected with the early death of a police
officer during a high speed chase. It's all fun until...<br />
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Meanwhile, Julio is getting yelled at by her mom for smoking some weed
at a party (and mom is played to the hilt by Gloria Grahame), and
decides to hit the road. The two meet and it's love, sort of... at first
sight. When Julio asks the romantic question of "would you die for me"
the only answer she gets is "ain't nothing worth dying for!" Well, the
couple is nice and all, but with the odds stacking against them as
things go from bad to worse? I think you know how things are going to
pan out.<br />
And when there pal Alan (Tod Susman in the films best performance) goes
apeshit? Well, the police are out for justice! Can a trip back to the
native roots of Stein's character help him? Should he be helped? Does
anyone here DESERVE to be helped?<br />
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While this isn't my usual cup of tea, THE LONERS is a fun quickie that
plays around with the idea of anyone here being romantic or worthy of
the audience caring about. Stein is a petulant and impulsive guy that
realizes that maybe his dad, the ultimate authority, was right. Julio
takes turns at being naive and annoying, a real tribute to Stich who has
the perfect 70s Babysitter gone wild look and she gives a great
performance playing off the two men in the group. And Alan, he's just
plain not all there... But even he becomes hard to redeem after he spins
out of control.<br />
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What makes the film and it's short running time fun is the performances
and some snappy editing and groovy 70s music over a tale we've probably
seen a few to many times, regardless of genre or setting... but if you
want a quick trip to 70s cinema, where idealism is definitely dead and
heroes are few and far between (listen to the end music and looped
dialog), you can't go wrong with THE LONERS.<br />
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And is it just me..or is a group of LONERs, pluralized, an odd thought? A gang of loners must have interesting conversations!</div>
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I love these CODE RED DVD releases of SIX PACK drive in movie prints! I
reviewed second volume already, so lets dip in to Volume 1! What is
cool about these is I'm trying everything, no matter the genre. THE
TALE OF THE DEAN'S WIFE doesn't have an appealing title really, but what
lurked beneath that was an absolutely bonkers 1 hour and a few minutes
of vintage 1970 Sexploitation full of buxom bodies, weird moral politics
and... yes, THE DEAN'S WIFE certainly spreading some tail. Urrrrr...
tale.<br />
<br />We open on a scene that just bounces and jiggles along as our hipcat
crew I think we are supposed to identify as the rad student set hang
out in the woods and randomly sex each other up, down and sideways.
It's rather bouncey. Like this.<br />
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And the tighty whitey enthusiasts should note the above as well.
Anyhow, the students are hanging out and spreading the good cheer with
much verve, but what they really want is to make their demands known to
the uptight Dean of whatever school these shift layaboutitalls attend.
But how? HOW?? Well, it probably helps that what is going on in the
Dean's house is just as friction laced as their human anatomy studies in
the wild are going. Here is our crew...<br />
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Note the nerdly scholars by the way.... they have some hysterical dialog
about doing it for the first time that will keep you chuckling at every
appearance. I don't know who plays the uptight girl, but she delivers
some real zingers to Joe Horndog!<br />
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Ooof. Been there. Not fun. To be fair, that dudes hair is so much like
Astro Boy that I can't imagine him NOT getting laid with ease.<br />
Back to it!<br />
The hitch here is that the studios girl (note the glasses) is the Dean's
Wife's sister and she knows how chaste Dean's Wife can be. But is she?
OH NO...she is wacking, spanking, vibrating and licking EVERYTHING in
sight!!<br />
I mean, this is her maid...<br />
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And this is THE DEAN'S WIFE...taken aback by the Maid because she got back.<br />
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Cue the Throbbing (something....ummm...oh yeah) GRISTLE. DISCIPLINE!<br />
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<br />"I told you to keep your pants on when my husband is home!" But when Dean's Wife is home...oh....let's make it better.<br />
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So, yeah, Dean's life at home is a little unique. He's so square, the
hip kids call him a CUBE!!! After a dinner party where he meets some of
his wife's friends and gets a lesson in the fact that not only are
narcotics illegal, but so is a "certain kind of sex, but that doesn't
stop people" then old Wifey is off to the races. And here I meet my new
icon. He says the word Erotica thusly.<br />
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EEEEE-RAW-TICK.....ahhhhhhhhhhhh!<br />
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He brings the pain! He plays piano while his wife teaches the Dean's
Wife more about sapphic shenanigans! Dean's Wife already knows,
but...she'll take more! And more! And more!!!<br />
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What I really like is the use of the little boy statue for perspective here... just fantastic direction.<br />
I don't want ruin it all...because THIS IS JUST THE FIRST HALF!!! The
students invade, but they have a plan. It involves a Sugarcube. And
yes...it involves this.<br />
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And this!!! It's getting GROOvavavavavavaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooomy!<br />
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And that ain't even the half of it.<br />
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I really enjoy sexploitation films, especially from this era. It runs
just over an hour, so I don't know if this is a censored version of a
full on porn film, but it plays perfectly without any hard shots at
all. The script is really wacked out, and our "youth" against "the man"
story is pretty damn fucked up to be honest. Because by the time it is
over (you'll guess that ending by the way), it just shows the rotten
core of these kids and hardly shines as an endorsement of a free love
culture. But you won't get caught up in that, you'll just be gobstopped
by the insanity in this bite size slab of pulchritudinous playtime in
the weird world of bottom of the bill soft core sex. Buried in this set
lies a gem for those in tune with that hipped out vibe of goofballs,
eeeeerawwwtickaaaahhhhh and shut down your brain entertainment.<br />
I actually clapped during this movie. In my living room. Clapping. Four stars...a hidden film I'll never, ever, forget!<br />
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On to the next SIX PACKER!!<br />
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By the way... BEN DOVER is in this. Really!! Look!<br />
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