I'm back!! And I'm digging deep into the D'Amato porn again. The Boxer Part 1 (of a TRILOGY!!) is probably the least of the groovy entries I've watched so far, but features Rocco Siffredi and his beautiful wife Rosa Caracciolo going at it amongst a decent looking cast. It also features a tale of a loser pugilist offered a chance at the big time if he can just get in one good punch with his "BIG RIGHT HAND!"
Rocco's hands are probably big, but his dick is bigger and he has no problem applying it to any opponent willing to stand in front of it's stunning blows.
Also on (one) hand is Sean Micheals and my new favorite porn name, Crayola Bleu!
Fun? A bit. Good D'Amato styled porn with lots of slow motion shots that I could do without. The boxing scenes are fun because they look like old styled Santo flicks. Crowd shots, utterly empty backdrop around the "match" and then back to the crowd.
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| Yep...the original has its own number!! |
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| To wield the mighty staff of flesh, one must exercise! |
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| I'm going to be looking for this, or at least the box it comes in! |
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| "I may not fight well, but I carry a large stick!" |
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| "Yes Rocco, I do smell pretty good down there! BRAVO!" |
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| "So..uh..that is how you box? I'll stick to fuckin'!" |
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| "Man, the shirt may fool you, but we are about to DP the HELL out of that blonde!" |
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| A modest dinner at the Siffredi house--better get Rocco's EuroAssBlast #22 into production! |
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| And in this corner...mistress of the Donkey Punch!! |
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| Rocco looks at the only opponent he can lay...out! Triumph at last for THE BOXER! |
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| HEY...I'm supposed to be delivering that body blow!! |
Annnnnd....CREDIT WATCH!!
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| TEDDY CHUCK!!!! TEDDY CHUCK!!!! |
3 comments:
Looks like they hired someone from Filmark to come up with those phony English credits!
Crayola Bleu... only the most pretentious geek bought that colour in grade school...
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