Thursday, June 16, 2011

Joe D'Amato Porn Investigation Crew #6 Carmen la zoccola spagnola

OOOOOHHH!  This one feels like a really cheap Joe D'Amato flick with porn now.  We have a few locations between sex scenes as our hero Mike King shows up as an agent of Interpol out to deal with a money laundering scheme.  His methodology?  PROBE EVERY HOLE IN SPAIN!!  And he does.  But hey, we also get everyone's favorite Hercules, Hakan, doing some hoisting and lifting as well.  OK, OK...he isn't everyone's favorite Hercules, he isn't even mine, but he does seem to bring a certain stiffness to his toils. 

Carmen, The Spanish Whore appears to be part of a series of films that feature Maria de Sanchez as the title Flamenco dancer.  Her appearance doesn't particularly add to the plot, but her assets bring a bounce that will shake your maraca all over the place!

This one is the least of the cultish entries so far, but also matches the cheap Filmirage productions like Blue Angel Cafe really well!  I think you'll want this more for the chance to build up your favorite mastubatory muscles instead of a part of the Joe D'Amato Master Class from University of Orlof!  But why not??







Adventure...Filmirage (ur...D'Amato) style!!

What what what...you are an agent too?? Well then....

Enjoy my thong in your mouth!  I stole this off the Hercules Sex Adventure set!

Random leopard prints are still hot in Europe...

Do spies like business meetings?  Sure...if they end like....

THIS! 

Interpol Agents could use a close shave.  May I check your crotch to see the efficacy of your choice of razor blade??

Random Flamenco!!
Credits watch...some different production companies involved, this 1996 entry must have been cruising on the Massaccesi Mania!  Wait...what the fuck is wrong here?  WHERE IS TEDDY CHUCK????  And there is a new Slonisko!!






2 comments:

AndyDecker said...

Compared to todays gonzo trash this looks like a Hollywood movie even if it isn´t one :-)

But seriously, it is astonishing that D´Amato always got the money to make it look better than the competition.

David A. Zuzelo said...

Indeed! I think my fascination is that they look like Filmirage films in a lot of cases, you can tell that D'Amato was a cinematographer (and a good one) as well as a cheap ass filmmaker.
I've got so many more to look at. There is a caveman one!