Thursday, October 25, 2012
Halloween Horrors 2012 #20 WRONG TURN 5
And there are boobs right after this stuff, we like attractive ladies getting undressed right horror fans? So we are tracking here...take out the "scare" expectations and lets roll on.
So, the plot this time is that during a local town festival that draws EVERYONE but a few people out of some empty sets in Bulgaria (ur...North Carolina), the clan tries to pick off some kids headed for fun with their loose bras and weed. Problem is, the leader of the band is captured and locked up by a pretty policewoman with what appears to be a lot to prove. She is going to get some justice. The kids end up just sort of being let go (!) because we need to put someone on the soundstage. And then the film goes batshit nuts with crazy kills. I was particularly impressed by Three Finger in a little earthmover thing driving around and mulching people ala Motel Hell and there is even an occasional good bit of chase action, but O'Brien doesn't focus that way, instead he puts up elaborate gore scenes AFTER the hunts are done. Sort of swaps up why these films started, but why not. This is part 5. Can anyone survive? You, my hardcore horror loving friend, will probably see this on cable and find out. It's a good ending really...I liked it and will certainly take on Wrong Turn 6 if it happens. I'd like them to go to space if possible.
Deeper cinematic questioning than Wrong Turn 5 demands for sure.
So, did YOU like the others. Did you like them all and hate #4? I liked 4 more than this, but as always, our opinions may not match. If you were drawn to watch 4, then you will probably want, need and deserve to watch number 5. I did. I do. And I got what I deserved and I liked it!
And this promo by the way, is awesome....