"Mystical...powerful...invincible. And we humans became the victim of their hunger."
When video hounds think of Albert Pyun and the Post-Apocalyptic
genre they are sure to look right at Cyborg or Nemesis, but perhaps the
most Pyunimatic of all his burnt out wastelands is the excellent and
more than slightly eccentric KNIGHTS. Not only does it feature the
cyborg vs. human theme, but it mixes in a Deathlands style world of
wandering nomads and tribes...and oh yeah...VAMPIRE CYBORGS!! Led by
Lance Henrikson who mutters to himself and threatens innocents with a
giant blood draining arm. And lets not forget the awesome, and
criminally underused in films, Kathy Long.

We meet Nea as she recounts "another time" of violence when cyborgs
first came to power and began to use the blood of humans to power their
systems-or to join the army as servants to further the cause of the
VampBots. As a child her tribe is laid to waste by the cyberprophet Job
(Henrikson) and she escapes with only her little brother as
comfort...but the world is harsh and Nea is forged into a fighting
machine, something it seems that Kathy Long had little trouble bringing
to the screen. All grown up, Nea has little luck avoiding the know
dominant cyborg and human armies. When all appears lost, she crosses
paths with another cyborg-the one sent to destroy all of the nasty
'borgs, Gabriel, played shockingly well by Kris Kristofferson! Her grit
seems to appeal to Gabriel and he takes her in and trains her to become
a one woman Mechano-Masher...
Guy About To CRUSHED: "A wise guy..."
Gabriel: "Wise enough to know you all have to die."
Many many cyborgs and goons get thrashed, kicked, stabbed, slashed and basically fucked up. Wonderfully.
When Gabriel is destroyed, Nea takes up the cause-even going so far as
to form a Crippled Masters duo with Kris Kristofferson's torso (how many
people can say that?)-and they challenge Job in his own pit of peril.
When it all comes to the end of it's all to brief running time, we learn
that there is a Cyborg City and that we are being told this tale is
just a beginning of a time and space spanning epic. I NEED MORE
KNIGHTS!!
While it lacks the polish of Cyborg and Nemesis in some respects,
Knights is classic Albert Pyun action film making. It plays everything
straight ahead, but also shows off Pyun's singular sense of imagination
AND twisted humor at turns. Everything comes together and the film
never feels like it over reaches itself, relying only on a few
mechanical special effects and a whole lot of very good fight
choreography. The story is fairly stock, but again spiced up with the
biblical references and blood drinking cyborgs (never mind the ominous
MASTER BUILDER flying on a hang glider!)-you can't help but see the
stamp of the director in every aspect.

The center piece of the film would be Kathy Long and all the fighting of
course. A real life fighter and self defense specialist, she brings an
urgency to her fight scenes that is rare. She has a fascinating look
and gets a wardrobe that makes her look perfect as the toughened nomadic
warrior she becomes after Gabriel's training sessions. Watching her
taunt Vincent Klyn before kicking his ass is just fantastic. Toss in
Gary Daniels and a damn good stunt double for Kris Kristofferson and you
have some interesting fights. Best of all though, once the film hits
the one hour mark it goes from having a lot of action to being ALL
action as Nea mows down the armies of Job, both human and
cyborg-punctuating her actions with knives to heads and some wicked
looking knees.

Yeah, I'm a fan... I could not find a fight coordinator listed in
the credits, but these are all well done, which is hard enough, never
mind in the 90s US direct to video market. This one also features a
really well done training section, it reminded me of Duel to the Death
directed by Ching Siu-Tung..but without all those wires getting in the
way. And shot on a dime.
The usual suspects appear as well, Scott Paulin turns in an
excellent performance as the first big challenge for our heroes, Simon.
He gets the vibe perfectly, playing his dialog with a humorous edge
that doesn't fall in to "hey, this is silly stuff-why are you watching"
territory without emoting all that seriously about the rule of the
VampBots either. Who knew that Scott Paulin and Kris Kristofferson
could have an action packed fight? Not me! Also look for Nicholas Guest
early on...and Vincent Klyn being ordered to deal with some Pumpkin
Heads...

The ending is frustrating in that it is satisfying, but then leaves on a
cliffhanger that has yet to be resolved (and that means that all these
years later I think it could still happen)-Nea finds her brother only to
have him snagged away by the mysterious Master Builder. And then we
realize again that this story is a flashback AFTER some grand
adventure. Alright, we know there is a NEMESIS / CYBORG film coming,
but toss in some Nea goodness... CYBORG KNIGHTS...THE NEMESIS DAWN!
While there is no really good DVD release or anything of that nature,
find yourself a copy of KNIGHTS and enjoy one of the best Female
Kickboxer battles Armies of Unliving Bloodsucker Vampire Cyborgs films
ever shot. Today!