Happy New Year to all..what better way to celebrate than to enjoy some Exploitation.TV action with Kristine Heller giving us her CONFESSIONS? Works for me! If you ever wondered what a really good blowjob looks like played over a song that would make the Partridge Family cringe more than a little bit, this is the flick for you!
"It would look a lot better if I could get laid this morning...Gary, we've got to sit down and talk and it's got to be soon. We're going down a one way street and I got bad vibes that it's all your way."
Kristine Heller has the perfect blend of Sexual Skill Smarts, comic timing and well..more sex skills to play a perfectly bored housewife that decides it's time to get in touch with her inner self, and to let everyone else do the same. After we meet her and get the sense that her semi-upwardly-maybe mobile hubby who refers to himself in the third person (played to hilarious perfection by John Leslie) is pretty much interested more in having a hot wife to suck his headaches away instead of satisfying her needs...well, it's on! Getting dolled up and hitting the road, she finds all kinds of new experiences and satisfactions are coming as fast and furious as she is.
"The cock...is very...delicate. Mwarpabarpapharp...suck on..it...suck it back....just a little harder."
["SOUND OF MOWING THE LAWN"]
And what could be more fun than answering an ad and finding out that you are going to get to play some bizarre dominant game with a dude that likes to be teased (Jack Wright has a distressing "young Stephen King" look to him) and then get some sapphic sensualism on with his leather clad wife that knows her way around every bit of a woman? Not much!
Spinelli sure was a prolific porn, and I always think of him as the guy that gave us Batwoman and Catgirl (with my porn fave Madison)...but now I have this little flick to thank him for. When you let your star break the wall to the audience over a jar of Vitamin E and some Polish Dills I say VIVA CONFESSIONS!!
Special thanks to Gary, for setting his lady free to be with you and you and you and you and...ME!