Friday, July 18, 2014
Code Red Six Pack V.1 - THE TALE OF THE DEAN'S WIFE
We open on a scene that just bounces and jiggles along as our hipcat crew I think we are supposed to identify as the rad student set hang out in the woods and randomly sex each other up, down and sideways. It's rather bouncey. Like this.
Back to it!
The hitch here is that the studios girl (note the glasses) is the Dean's Wife's sister and she knows how chaste Dean's Wife can be. But is she? OH NO...she is wacking, spanking, vibrating and licking EVERYTHING in sight!!
I mean, this is her maid...
"I told you to keep your pants on when my husband is home!" But when Dean's Wife is home...oh....let's make it better.
He brings the pain! He plays piano while his wife teaches the Dean's Wife more about sapphic shenanigans! Dean's Wife already knows, but...she'll take more! And more! And more!!!
I don't want ruin it all...because THIS IS JUST THE FIRST HALF!!! The students invade, but they have a plan. It involves a Sugarcube. And yes...it involves this.
I really enjoy sexploitation films, especially from this era. It runs just over an hour, so I don't know if this is a censored version of a full on porn film, but it plays perfectly without any hard shots at all. The script is really wacked out, and our "youth" against "the man" story is pretty damn fucked up to be honest. Because by the time it is over (you'll guess that ending by the way), it just shows the rotten core of these kids and hardly shines as an endorsement of a free love culture. But you won't get caught up in that, you'll just be gobstopped by the insanity in this bite size slab of pulchritudinous playtime in the weird world of bottom of the bill soft core sex. Buried in this set lies a gem for those in tune with that hipped out vibe of goofballs, eeeeerawwwtickaaaahhhhh and shut down your brain entertainment.
I actually clapped during this movie. In my living room. Clapping. Four stars...a hidden film I'll never, ever, forget!
On to the next SIX PACKER!!
By the way... BEN DOVER is in this. Really!! Look!