Hakan Serbes from Hercules - A Sex Adventure is back and must do more battle by bringing his herculean dong to work in Samson in the Amazons Land / Le Porno Gladiatrici! The plotwork in this one was easy enough since I watched it in Italian without subtitles, but what we have here is pretty basic. Hercules is called on to rescue his pal from the previous film after he finds himself held captive by a band of Amazons that have a few things going for them. Cheap costumes that make an Al Bradley epic look like Spartacus for one, but thankfully they rarely stay clothed before they are riding the Zeus Coaster of Hercules-mostly in their back seat to boot!
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| Go ahead and say it...OH MY GOD. Get it...I'm a God. I'm not humble...Godzooks look at those breasts! |
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| Sure sure...we love the Fleshy Spear of Destiny, but sometimes you feel like some Amazonian Awesome! |
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| See...you taste pretty good-check my tongue Dark Haired One! |
Once Hercules arrives it becomes obvious that these women may be tough, but they can also be tender as they chew not only the scenery, but each others magnificent muffs. The lunge at each others labia with a passion that only an Amazon could bring to her work as they lived, battled trained, to fuck each other silly. But...well...when the Fleshy Spear of Destiny arrives, they will all willingly hurl their bodies at it--and be sure to not let one drop of Godly Chowder be wasted!!
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| So...let me get this straight, you guys don't just sit around and masturbate in the mirror all day?? |
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| Nope...though we can stare blankly ahead pretty well. |
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| So, tell me of this "God Stick" Herculean one. I'm thinking I need to taste of the wine of the Immortals! |
This one has fewer scenes that bother with plot than Hercules-A Sex Adventure, but I couldn't help but laugh at how much it reminded me of the Ed Fury film Colossus and the Amazon Queen! It was probably made with less money and features a lot more ass pummeling than a classic Peplum film, but they certainly would make a unique double feature!
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| Babe, you know I can bust this rope as easy as I can penetrate the fleshy veil of your thighs! |
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| Um...I'm glad that you brought a saucer for me to spin you on ma'am. |
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| Torture...Amazon Style! |
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| Some days you ride the lightning...some days I'm gonna ride you...and you...and you! |
The sex is really good here, which is pretty much the standard for a D'Amato porn I'm learning. Maria Papp (don't go smearing her good name!) and Kelly Trump are on show and the ladies are all beautiful and look nothing like the US porn stars of the time. D'Amato is a rump shaker for sure and I'm thinking Amazons and Catholic School graduates both have the same Amazonian standard of "it's not with a man if it isn't a chance to get pregnant!" Not exactly my thing (in every scene), but there are all the standards covered with a few Samson slams, a Sappho Spectacle and lots of three and four and five way fun. I rate it at least three rewatches for me.
Credit watch has some of the same Filmirage names as well as my current porn favorite TEDDY CHUCK!
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