Saturday, June 11, 2011

Joe D'Amato Porn Investigation Crew #3 Hercules A Sex Adventure

And we are back...and now Joe is taking on the NeoPornoPeplum!!!  Hercules is immediately being pestered by the powers that be and right off the bat he has to deliver a slow motion array of anal satisfaction...and after he brings the deep spearing to Megara (Kelly Trump) he proclaims that he is "glad he could bring her comfort."  Well, if having that jumbo thing in your ass is comfort, Kelly Trump is my kind of gal... 





I don't need my arms to lift major weight baby...hop on!!

Megara is set to have Hercules as her own, but the teleporting goddess Hera is ready to make sure that happens. While Megara, the daughter of Creonte is happy to sex down all the studs (while her dad watches to make sure she delivers a lineage of heroes??) she is cold as ice unless Herc is bringing the thunder from under the loincloth! 
Beat sandals buddy... until I'm scaling Mount Olympus I got nothing to say!
 
Hercules wants Megara and goes for The Golden Apple with his pal...and luckily gets it on with a stunningly hot goddess who likes the DP. That isn't Dionysian Popcorn by the way, but the snap crackle splat and POP is all over the screen.
This is a Europorn right? You interested in juggling some apples Hercules??

Never mind!!  Woah...assistants to Herc always end up with the ass end!


It all ends well for Hercules and Megara and we get more slow motion triple orifice endeavoring in a fashion that would make every Maciste fan proud. 


Not a lot of Peplum here, a few fun costumes and a lot of Kelly Trump, which is definitely a good card to play.  Hakan Serbes actually manages to be stiffer than Kirk Morris when he forgets his lines in the role of Hercules, which certainly benifits him during the action scenes but makes him a dull protagnist.  But am I watching for drama?  Oh no....this is a good porn film with a groovy setting and some of the wackiest "DOOT DOOO DOOOOOT" synth heroics I've heard in years. 
There is a softcore cut of this one, and it includes scenes unique to that...I must admit I want to see it!
The film's Italian title is La fatiche erotiche di Ercole, which is a riff on the original Steve Reeves classic and it shares the plot, even bringing in the helper for the quests (ahem, who doesn't quite end up getting everything they do in this one!)-so Peplum fans will get a kick out of that.  The tasks are a bit simpler of course, but none the less, it is a PornPeplum!  You have to love it...if you love Europorn and sword and sandal films that never hint at anything less than totally straight manhood!!

Credits watch:  Lots of familiar names this time around...of course!




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SPAM Alternative said...

ahaha this movie is one of the greatest porno parodies he did.

A hero using his "abilities" to save the day hahaha