Streaming Sleaze Fans rejoice...
has launched. With more amazing films at your fingertips than you can
shake John C. Holmes massive dong at, I'm glad to re-review a few old
favorites. Let's get 80s with some good old dirty delight...
Well, if that doesn't say 1980s porn to you, I don't know what will. The
piled hair, the come hither stare and that awesome font. Another entry fromVinegar Syndrome's PEEKARAMA series unspooled for my delight the other night, and I caught a case of
CATHOUSE FEVER! When it starts with Herschel Savage as a dreamy dream
lover I just knew this would be a fun film. It's not on my top 10 by a
long shot, but there is a lot to like, and some odd stuff gets licked.
So, lets arch our backs, curl our toes and dive in!
Becky Savage stars as a lonely California secretary that sips wine while
dreaming of her perfect lover. And you know, when I think of dreamy
porn hunks in the 80s, THIS GUY fits the bill!
Herschel Savage pokes, tastes and plunges his way (and it's a zany mixed
up batch of editing here by the way) through her dream scenarios,
talking dirty and working her into a literal lather. But after the wine
buzz fades, our girl decides she needs more and more sexual adventure.
Real ones. Picking up her guitar and thinking hard, she makes the
choice to become a prostitute and get some...wait for it... CATHOUSE
FEVER! From there, it's just a series of hijinx as she tries a bit of
everything really, we have dildo lessons! We have cowboys and dudes in
Giiiiiiiiiiiant sunglasses! And yes, we even have the occasional
lesbian scene where it's more than muff getting munched. It's SOAP!!
Seriously, this could not have been fun.
The best part of this shot has to be that it made me think of A
CHRISTMAS STORY and I kept hearing Ralphie bemoaning that it was the
Life Boy soap that caused his brain damage! Yep, that is what I thought
of. But I can also say that Laverne Shields / Gaylene Marie is just
stunning in the movie. I can't fake you, my delicate readers...when I
think 80s porn I just think of LEG WARMERS and check this out! DOUBLE
LEG WARMERS!!!! Stiffness Meter Bonus...77 percent!
Oh my god. Seriously. The best thing I've seen all week. Yow!!
As plot and acting and gesturing goes, CATHOUSE FEVER isn't much, but
the bizarre scenarios and vintage outfits keep things flowing like a
vintage can of National Bohemian Beer. Watch for Becky Savage going
"native" and relax to a little bit of spank the way it was after the
golden years were almost gone. Given it's age and time, the movie
actually looks shockingly good, no video dropouts here!
And now...my favorite bit of the film. Totally unrelated, but that guy above, his mouth is taped shut. Why?
Click the shot. Read the note. There is a sideplot of all the girls
trying to get this guy finished up that just keeps on (trying to) come
right up at random times. It's fun, and well, it has a lot of legwarmers
and that warms my heart and keeps me fully engaged! Engorged. Or
something....
You may not rate this as a Top Ten film, or even a Top Ten Peekarama,
but you will get plenty of chuckles and you may even want to sing along
before all is said and finished and done and done again! Play us out,
Becky...
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